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Wear This (Oh God! NOT That!) On Your First Date
Those happy couples always get me. This is especially true when I’m working retail and the giddy beyond fucking belief duos wander in together holding hands. The difference this time was that I recognized her. Sometimes this who-has-a-memory-like-that? gift is a curse (like when I recognize students from years ago when they are completely inebriated) […]
Ask Julie
Julie has a weakness for buying strangers drinks on credit, has more than a dozen little black dresses hanging in her closet, and appears to be allergic to strenuous anything. She generally embraces life with abandon–as long as she doesn’t have to cook. While Julie may not be willing to divulge her “number,” if you have a […]



